Casting Cost: {3}{R}
Type: Creature — Goblin Warrior
Card Text: Say "Goblin S.W.A.T. Team": Put a +1/+1 counter on this creature unless an opponent swats the table within five seconds. Activate only once each turn.

They refer to their methods as "special S.W.A.T. tactics," and no one has lived to correct them.

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